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Sarkozy Fuck You Asshole

Guest — Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:21:00 +0100

Ah non me touche pas tu me salis lui lance le visiteur en colère. Casse-toi casse-toi alors! Pauv con va glisse un Sarkozy vexé à un homme qui le snobe

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Duration: 00:00:45
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Added: Sun, 24 Feb 2008 18:21:00 +0100

Robyn Handle me

Guest — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:39:00 +0100

TEST Let me tell you how it'd be You won't get with this you see Cuz you can't handle me

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Duration: 00:03:54
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Added: Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:39:00 +0100

Björk Declare Independence Official Video

Guest — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:55:00 +0100

Declare Independence Official Video

Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you! Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you!

Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you! Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you! Justice

Start your own currency! Make your own stamp Protect your language

Declare independence Don't let them do that to you Declare independence Don't let them do that to you

x4 Make your own flag!

x6 Raise your flag! (Higher, higher!)

Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you!

Damn colonists Ignore their patronizing Tear off their blindfolds Open their eyes

Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you! Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you!

With a flag and a trumpet Go to the top of your highest mountain!

And raise your flag! (Higher, higher!) x5 Raise your flag! (Higher, higher!)

Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you! Declare independence! Don't let them do that to you!

Raise the flag!

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:04:29
Tags: art Björk dance drug education electro fashion friendship bracelets Global Groove independence revolution Viral
Added: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 19:55:00 +0100

Dan Ackerman Greenberg viral videos

Guest — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:34:00 +0100

The Wild West days of Lonely Girl and Ask A Ninja are over. You simply can’t expect to post great videos on YouTube and have them go viral on their own, even if you think you have the best videos ever. These days, achieving true virality takes serious creativity, some luck, and a lot of hard work. So, my advice: fire your PR firm and do it yourself.

Make it short: 15-30 seconds is ideal; break down long stories into bite-sized clips
Design for remixing: create a video that is simple enough to be remixed over and over again by others. Ex: “Dramatic Hamster”
Don’t make an outright ad: if a video feels like an ad, viewers won’t share it unless it’s really amazing. Ex: Sony Bravia
Make it shocking: give a viewer no choice but to investigate further. Ex: “UFO Haiti”
Use fake headlines: make the viewer say, “Holy shit, did that actually happen?!” Ex: “Stolen Nascar”
Appeal to sex: if all else fails, hire the most attractive women available to be in the video. Ex: “Yoga 4 Dudes”

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:05:24
Tags: bubble commercial education Facebook fake fashion friendship bracelets Geek Viral
Added: Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:34:00 +0100

Michael Wesch - Digital Ethnography

Guest — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:55:00 +0100

CC - some rights reserved
Music: Tryad
http://mediatedcultures.net/ksudigg/

“Today’s child is bewildered when he enters the 19^th century environment that still characterizes the educational establishment where information is scarce but ordered and structured by fragmented, classified patterns, subjects, and schedules.”

– Marshall McLuhan 1967

It these walls could talk …

What would they say?

If students learn what they do …

What are they learning sitting here?

The information is up here.

Follow along.

Follow.

Of course, walls and desks cannot talk.

But students can.

Open Google Document: A Vision of Students Today.

What is it like being a student today?

Add Collaborators.

Collaborators (200).

200 Students made 367 edits to this document,

and surveyed themselves,

to bring you the following message:

My average class size is 115.

18% of my teachers

know my name

I complete 49% of the readings assigned to me.

Only 26% … relative to my life

I buy hundred dollar textbooks that I never open.

My neighbor paid for class but never comes.

I will read 8 books this year

2300 web pages

and 1281 facebook profiles

I will write 42 pages for class this semester

And over 500 pages of email

I get 7 hours of sleep each night

I spend 1 ½ hours watching TV each night.

I spend 3 ½ hours a day online

I listen to music 2.5 hours a day

I spend 2 hours on my cellphone

3 hours in class

2 hours eating

I work 3 hours every day

3 hours studying

That’s a total of 26.5 hours.

I’m a multitasker.

I have to be.

I will be over 20,000 in debt after graduation.

I’m one of the lucky ones.

Over 1 billion people

Make less than one dollar a day

This laptop costs more than some people in the world make in a year.

When I graduate I will probably have a job

That doesn’t exist today

(showing scantron)

Filling this out won’t help me get there.

Or deal with …

war, inequality, ethnic conflict, pollution, (and many more)

I did not create the problems

But they are my problems

Some have suggested that technology (alone) can save us …

I facebook through most of my classes.

I bring my laptop to class but I’m not working on class stuff.

“The inventor of the system deserves to be ranked among the best contributors to learning and science, if not the greatest benefactors of mankind.”

- Josiah F. Bumstead

1841

… on the benefits of the chalkboard.

Writing on a chalkboard …

to be continued …

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:04:44
Tags: education Geek Viral
Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:55:00 +0100

Snoop Dogg - Sensual Seduction

Guest — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:10:00 +0100

Nam June Paik anyone ???

Im gonna take my time mmime!
she gon' get hers before I...
im gonna take it slow..ow..oo..ow,
im not gonna rush to stroll, so she can get a...
Sensual seduction-duction so she can get a..
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
so she can get a sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

(Snoop-dogg)
she might be with him, but shes thinking bout me, me, meee,
we gon' go to the mall, we gon' go out to eat, eat, eeeeat,
and all that we ever do is play the machine-chine-chiiine,
smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep, so we can get a!

(chorus)
Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! ooh whoa!
sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!
Im gonna take my time mmime!
she gon' get hers before I...
im gonna take it slow..ow..oo..ow,
im not gonna rush to stroll,

(snoop-dogg)
if ya dont know right know, doggy-dog is a freak,freak,freak!
i keep a bandage with me seven days of the week, week, week!
and all that we ever do is play the machine-chine-chiiine,
smoke us a cigarette, and go back to sleep, sleep, sleep, so we can get a!

(chorus)
Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! ooh whoa!
sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa!

(snoop-dogg rap)
i was all in da clup sippin some jin smokin on a benadrome when i
peeped this little hoe out, i was all in a bum and drifter, shorty then
came, then she hit da floor know, with a see through dress long hair
light broen eyes lookin like ms. O.P, and a nigga know if i take her
home with dem wide ass hips and you damn right im gon' be, so
hot-uh!
goes da chick with da real pretty face, big ass booty and ity-bity
waist i whispered in her ear little mama what you drink? i know you a
freak, but you knoe i aint gon' say shit, see my game is
outrageous, i got it tippin crippin exchange and fuck faces, but it
aint no use to rush da bus
cause i wouldnt want to have her to rush!

(chorus)
Sensual seduction-duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa! ooh whoa!
sensual seduction-duction duction
Sensual seduction-duction ooh whoa

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:04:02
Tags: art Bollywood commercial dance drug electro fake fashion Global Groove Nam June Paik rap us
Added: Wed, 28 Nov 2007 10:10:00 +0100

Birdman - 100 Million

Guest — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:44:00 +0100

Feat. Rick Ross, Dre

Dis for da hood, Dis for da ghetto
Dis for all dem niggas gettin dat money
Dat cash money, Dat 100 million dollar money
We got money
We da best

Ridin big, gettin mine
Two microwaves flip a brick at a time
Bandana on da handle ready for da whip
When I wear da whitest soft watch it disappear
I disappear in da middle of da night
When I reappear bet da boss look so bright
Fo life, dough boy, More strikes, O boy
We ridin low, Gettin high
80 round drum let ya know da time
When you see da Maybachs nigga know its mine
Ridin on da 2 4’s runnin ahead of my time
Watch runnin from kind, Anotha one on my mind
Phone bill 4 grand get ya ho in da line
In da hood ho niggas act funny
Only real niggas really get to touch cash money

I smell a lot of 100 million dollars, 100 million dollars, 100 million dollars
And I came from da ghetto (ghetto), and I came from da ghetto (ghetto)
If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up, If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up
If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up, If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up
If ya ghetto

Everyday a new whip hommie, So you know I gets my shine on
Flip after we flip hommie, So you know I gets my grind on
Birdman daddy, Pullin up in dat brand new Cadi
Got money, livin lavish, Got bitches, shippin baggage
Move dem thangs, Get dem thangs, Switch dat lane
Get dat chains, Flip dem thangs, Get yo money hommie do yo thang
See I got em like 10 times, spend money got em like 10 times
Flip dat got em like 10 times, Got money lik 10 more times nigga

I smell a lot of 100 million dollars, 100 million dollars, 100 million dollars
And I came from da ghetto (ghetto), and I came from da ghetto (ghetto)
If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up, If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up
If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up, If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up
If ya ghetto

I’m from da ghetto, da bottoms, da hood, da slums
There’s money out here, we just tryin to get some
Cool like Dre nigga, A like K
When ya talk about me you better watch what ya say
Don’t ever keep dem thangs where ya lay
Cuz dem pussy ass niggas show da folks where ya stay
Ya thought he was ya dawg, said he was a G
Sounds like anotha code feeling to me
Niggas move sloppy and I really don’t like it
Fuck around and get everybody inedited
Saw dis shit commin, you woulda thought I was a psychic
Fuck around go dead broke tryin to fight it

I, I, I all nighted, I every dayed it
And when it comes to my dues, I over payed it
Rated hood bitch, Bitch I’m hood bitch
I aint a asshole, but I’m on some hood shit
I wish I would switch, I don’t know how
Blood gang sworm like a red ant pile
Mean mug, like I can’t smile
Like my grill big, Coast me a 100 thou

I smell a lot of 100 million dollars, 100 million dollars, 100 million dollars
And I came from da ghetto (ghetto), and I came from da ghetto (ghetto)
If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up, If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up
If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up, If ya ghetto, throw ya hood up
If ya ghetto

Cash Money Millionaires, Cash Money Billionaires, Cash Money Trillionaires
We rich, We aint neva gone stop, Neva
We got money nigga

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:05:12
Tags: rap us
Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:44:00 +0100

Justice DANCE

Guest — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:40:00 +0100

Do the D.A.N.C.E.
1 2 3 4 fight
Stick to the B.E.A.T.
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T.
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C.
That's how you make it right

Do the D.A.N.C.E.
Stick to the B.E.A.T.
Just easy as A.B.C.
Do the DANCE

Do the DANCE
The way you move is a mystery
Do the DANCE
You're always there for music and me
Do the DANCE
The way you move is a mystery
Do the DANCE
You're always there for music and me

Do the D.A.N.C.E.
1 2 3 4 fight
Stick to the B.E.A.T.
Get ready to ignite
You were such a P.Y.T.
Catching all the lights
Just easy as A.B.C.
That's how you make it right

Do the DANCE (do the dance)
The way you move is a mystery
Do the DANCE (do the dance)
You're always there for music and me

Do the DANCE
The way you move is a mystery
Do the DANCE
You're always there for music and me

Under the spotlights
Neither black nor white
It doesn't matter
Do the DANCE (do the dance)

As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens
Do the DANCE (do the dance)

Under the spotlights
Neither black nor white
It doesn't matter
Do the DANCE (do the dance)

As strong as you might
Working day and night
Whatever happens
Do the DANCE
Do the DANCE
The way you move is a mystery
Do the DANCE
You're always there for music and me

The way you move is a mystery

You're always there for music and me

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:03:22
Tags: art dance drug electro fashion Geek tektonik
Added: Sun, 25 Nov 2007 16:40:00 +0100

Maskinen - Alla Som Inte Dansar

Guest — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:26:00 +0100

http://maskinen.noisycricket.se/dansa/

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:03:43
Tags: art Bollywood dance drug electro EPO fashion iphone rap sweden
Added: Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:26:00 +0100

Nokia Viral Video

Guest — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:11:00 +0100

Web 2.0000 - a little bit better than web 1.0000

Author: Guest
Duration: 00:02:13
Tags: Nokia Viral
Added: Sat, 17 Nov 2007 22:11:00 +0100